Asked by Anonymous Anonymous
i have found that you can FAKE IT TILL U MAKE IT using this patented expert definitely it works all the time no laughing at me rebecca i have never been extendedly pathetic over anyone process!
- give yourself a set period of time away from this person e.g. A WEEK I FIND in which you lie about tragically on old fashioned furniture listening to the queen celine dion touching your face and feeling very very sorry for yourself mourning the entire love affair that now can never be
- think intently about all the reasons why probably you and this person would not work out and you want different things as evidenced by them just wanting to be friends
- if you actually do want to be still friends with your friend and you think you can be honest and genuine in your friendship, COMMENCE FRIENDSHIP ACTIVITIES if you like, but please like, do not do the thing where you are friends because MAYBE THEY WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU WHEN THEY GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER, be friends for the sake of friends, respect them
- i personally find that i can trick myself into feeling cheerful about things merely by acting so absurdly bouncily cheerful about them that i believe my own hype (is this what this exprsn means? hm)
- DISTRACT YOURSELF, THROW YOURSELF WILDLY AND HEADFIRST INTO A) DIZZY SILLY CRUSHES ON OTHER PEOPLE B) YOUR STUDIES C) IDK BOWLING
- work on like, imagining the life you want to live and the things you want to do and all the many splendored ways they can still be without this person! plenty of fish in the sea etc etc but also you contain multitudes of possibilities, as does the world!
- you prolly need some time, but you are gonna grow forward from this and you are gonna be fine i promise :)
“Remus Dobby Potter, you were named after the two people who actually gave a shit about my well being. One of them was a house elf and I’d much rather see you become that than a fucking Slytherin. Don’t come back unless you’re wearing red and gold you little shit.”
the best thing about taking exams in college is that once you’re done you can leave right away to go cry
i like how all those dudes are ‘wahh prof. sycamore is SEXUALIZED to SELL TO WOMEN!!’ and its like prof. sycamore aint even sexualized like all he is is an attractive modestly dressed dude like women gamers gotta deal with battle bikinis and watermelon sized titties and these dudes cryin about a fella with nice hair and a cute smile like lmao get on my level